Help Fren.....make funny blog

Diao.....veri tired help my fren think of some new jokes to put inside his blog and forgot to tell u my fren is my neighbour the teokaixiang.......so tired sia oni can thnk of oni 1 joke but veri funny one lar tell u if u noe hokkien i will be comming soon!^_^!Sis todae u see mi scolded by teacher u also happy arh???